The Religious Patriot

     "The Bestest President" By Jem Butcher Religious Patriot      There is an ancient Indian proverb that says the fish is not as smart as the man, and that is why the fish gets eaten, and the man, not so much.  Likewise, I believe as a religious patriot, father of three, and North Carolina lawyer, that it is not up to the individual man to decide  whether a superior being such as President Trump deserves to be president.  For, as it can be scientifically proven, President Trump is a stable GENIUS!!!  In the aforementioned apocryphal story, one must note that we lowly citizens are the fish, and should not wish to get noticed and eaten by the man himself, President Donald Trump. My favoritest person, President Donald Trump, is not in office right now.  There was an election, and I stand by the results that a cabal of the high elite in Russia decided to sell the Moldovan US embassy a few Russian Ballot counters that were ultimately used to count over 2.2 million votes from d

  "Sleepy Joe with his replacement." By Charlie Lipper Religious Patriot BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden to be replaced with talking panda from China. Mei Sheng, the panda in question, will soon be seated as president via a 7 step plan created by the Dems.       Finally, the Democrats of the American government have realized that their candidate for the heavily contested and ultimately fraudulent 2020 election was not the right choice. Now, they are scrambling to fix their mistakes. How will they do that? By replacing one talking bear with another.      As if the liberal agenda wasn’t a big enough threat to America’s democracy- this new plan takes “Communist” to a new level. Mei Sheng, an 18 year old panda born in San Diego, will be taking over the presidency effective September 11, 2022. While the panda was born on U.S. soil, he was sent to China in 2007. For 14 years, Mei Sheng was exposed to the Communist Agenda. There is no doubt that as president, he would attempt to integrate

"Sleepy Joe Snacks on Sin."   By Rita Parker Religious Patriot      As a card-carrying republican, I've seen it all; ambulances, tacos, baby pigs, and even a speed limit sign once or twice. However, something I never expected to see was our US president disgrace himself. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I report that l ast Sunday, “President” Joe Biden was seen gobbling down a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. This disgusting public display is riddled with multiple of the 7 Deadly Sins: gluttony, sloth, and homosexuality.     Imagine if one of the great rulers of the foreign cultures displayed their feverish desire to stuff their faces in front of their citizens? We would never see Vladimir Putin putting on such a repulsive display. Apparently, Sleepy Joe has no tact! (We knew this ever since he advocated for the “vaccine” for the manmade Wuhan Flu.)       So, China Biden tries to show his “humanity” by eating a cheesesteak. Instead of, perhaps, splitting the sandwi