The Religious Patriot

     "The Bestest President" By Jem Butcher Religious Patriot      There is an ancient Indian proverb that says the fish is not as smart as the man, and that is why the fish gets eaten, and the man, not so much.  Likewise, I believe as a religious patriot, father of three, and North Carolina lawyer, that it is not up to the individual man to decide  whether a superior being such as President Trump deserves to be president.  For, as it can be scientifically proven, President Trump is a stable GENIUS!!!  In the aforementioned apocryphal story, one must note that we lowly citizens are the fish, and should not wish to get noticed and eaten by the man himself, President Donald Trump. My favoritest person, President Donald Trump, is not in office right now.  There was an election, and I stand by the results that a cabal of the high elite in Russia decided to sell the Moldovan US embassy a few Russian Ballot counters that were ultimately used to count over 2.2 million votes from d

"Sleepy Joe Snacks on Sin."   By Rita Parker Religious Patriot      As a card-carrying republican, I've seen it all; ambulances, tacos, baby pigs, and even a speed limit sign once or twice. However, something I never expected to see was our US president disgrace himself. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I report that l ast Sunday, “President” Joe Biden was seen gobbling down a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. This disgusting public display is riddled with multiple of the 7 Deadly Sins: gluttony, sloth, and homosexuality.     Imagine if one of the great rulers of the foreign cultures displayed their feverish desire to stuff their faces in front of their citizens? We would never see Vladimir Putin putting on such a repulsive display. Apparently, Sleepy Joe has no tact! (We knew this ever since he advocated for the “vaccine” for the manmade Wuhan Flu.)       So, China Biden tries to show his “humanity” by eating a cheesesteak. Instead of, perhaps, splitting the sandwi