BIDEN TO BE REPLACED WITH TALKING CHINESE PANDA!!!!

 

"Sleepy Joe with his replacement."

By Charlie Lipper

Religious Patriot

BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden to be replaced with talking panda from China. Mei Sheng, the panda in question, will soon be seated as president via a 7 step plan created by the Dems. 

    Finally, the Democrats of the American government have realized that their candidate for the heavily contested and ultimately fraudulent 2020 election was not the right choice. Now, they are scrambling to fix their mistakes. How will they do that? By replacing one talking bear with another.

    As if the liberal agenda wasn’t a big enough threat to America’s democracy- this new plan takes “Communist” to a new level. Mei Sheng, an 18 year old panda born in San Diego, will be taking over the presidency effective September 11, 2022. While the panda was born on U.S. soil, he was sent to China in 2007. For 14 years, Mei Sheng was exposed to the Communist Agenda. There is no doubt that as president, he would attempt to integrate these radical ideals into American democracy. And- at the age of 18, he is not technically old enough to be in office. However, laws don’t seem to apply when it comes to the Dems. 

    While in China, Mei Sheng received an education better than most Americans have access to. The panda learned American Sign Language, making him a perfect candidate for the executive position. A study has shown that Mei Sheng can sign better than 85% of American adults who know the language. 

    The Democratic 7-Step Panda Integration Plan (PIP) will commence immediately with the hopes of Mei Sheng giving a speech on the 21st anniversary of 9/11 from the Oval Office. A close contact of mine has infiltrated the Committee of Panda Integration (CPI) and has provided me with the details of their plan. 

1. Return Mei Sheng to the United States and house him in a bamboo themed guest bedroom in the White House. 

2. Place Mei Sheng in the background of press conferences. He will make brief appearances as the camera pans over the journalists and other attendees. 

3. Begin to place Mei Sheng on the panel at said press conferences. Show off his advanced skills in ASL. 

4. Post photos of President Biden spending quality time with Mei Sheng. Caption photo: “Mei Sheng would be a wonderful candidate for my Vice President in the 2024 election. Would not want to run against this guy!”

5. Change the “@potus” username on all platforms to “@ppotus” (Panda President of the United States). 

6. Begin coordinations between Mei Sheng and other leaders of nations worldwide. Chauffeur Mr. Sheng around the country to make public appearances meeting the every-day citizens. Post pictures on the @ppotus account to create a national love for the cuddly bear who is stepping in as president. 

7. Midnight inauguration in the bomb shelter of the White House. Nobody will know. Airlift Joe Biden to a secret location in ************ to remain for the rest of his term. President Mei Sheng will make his first appearance as Chief Executive to make a speech to commemorate the 21st anniversary of 9/11.

    There you have it. Keep your eyes peeled, America, for Mei Sheng will soon be President before you know it. Next, Chuck Schumer could be replaced with a tiger that speaks Mandarin. Maybe Nancy Pelosi will be replaced with a Canadian moose that writes in perfect cursive. As if the Dems weren’t wild enough, they’ll soon be replaced with literal animals.