Experts Find Climate Change Not-So-Much of a Change, but more of an Adjustment Now That Mom and Dad Will Be Living in Separate Homes

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 Officials say, "we still love you just as much as before, and don't for a second think that this situation is somehow your fault, though you did cause it."

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